i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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