So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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