Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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