Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
My vagina is officially offended.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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