I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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