Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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