I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
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