there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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