porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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