Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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