I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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