I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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