what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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