Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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