the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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