Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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