No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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