Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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