everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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