it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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