don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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