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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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