i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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