You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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