its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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