No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I think my vagina is haunted
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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