i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
Randomize
