Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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