oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
