So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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