Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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