We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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