He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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