I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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