i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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