she told me i tasted like america
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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