Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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