And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
So vagazzling was a success
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