i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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