how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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