ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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