She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
She even gives head with a lisp.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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