im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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