You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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