I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Is this like a preordered booty call?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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