just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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