She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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