So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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