We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
