you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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