god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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