i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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