Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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