i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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