if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
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