Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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