Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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